Pierwszy raz w podróży służbowej, ale już obsługuję kutasa mojego szefa i niszczym mój tyłek, aby mu się podobać

Which is obvious, I told you about this conference like two months ago.

I mean it's a main conference in IT in Spain in August.

Obviously everything is gonna be booked, like all the twin rooms which you were supposed to book.

How am I gonna explain it to my wife that we are staying in the same room with one double bed?

I tried to explain that we're working on something called...